This weekend will be the great dinner party and I'm pretty stuck for things to cook. I seriously suck at cooking, so if you're reading this and you've been invited - bring your pizza vouchers... they go well with the beer you're bringing.
If you have any ideas on what I can cook that 1) won't allow me to set the kitchen on fire, 2) won't cause my guests to be off sick from work for a week with terminal food poisoning and 3) won't mean that I have to spend 2 days in the kitchen to seem like I didn't make much effort ("this old thing? I whipped it up in 3 minutes whilst figuring out a cure for cancer") then post em here.